What in sunken-in-high-cheekbone-Madge-face just happened to Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta? OMG, seriously. This photo makes me shiver for fear. Now before I go any further, let me confirm to you the identity of this alien lookalike. This is not a martian. Your computer screen is not going into convulsions. This is in fact the once gorgeous Jessica Sutta.
Now, I don’t know about you but this face totally reminds me of when I was younger when I used to suck on a lollipop so hard my cheeks would lock my jaw as I tried to count the number of licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. And, then I’d accidentally bite my cheek as I tried to enjoy the flavor. Ughh, it hurt. It really did, so I can only imagine that this is painful holding this facial pose.
Jessica, you high class hoochie, you ARE a mess! Please girl, I will give you the benefit of the doubt here. This has to be just a bad photo. And if it’s not, please please please…do not…I repeat…do NOT attempt a Madge face ever again. It’s just not cute. K thanks.
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