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Dr. Drew: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt breakup
The true silver fox has spoken. Dr. Drew is fearless. Dr. Drew is wise. Dr. Drew is just one of those guys you would feel comfortable explaining the details of a jacked up hemorrhoid that has been eating up your booty hole after a perma-wedgie gone bad. So when Drew speaks, I sure as hell listen.
See what he says about a Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie breakup, Eva Longoria’s addiction and Miley Cyrus’ effing problems below. You’ll want to hear this shiznit!
During his upcoming HLN talk show titled creatively ‘Dr. Drew’, the doctor will dish on some of these topics we are all addicted to hearing about. So, of course, to get us all jacked up for his forthcoming show he’s giving us his thoughts on today’s messed up celebrities. LOVE it.
So what did he have to say about the dubbed “holy” couple? And what about Miley being on the road to a huge effing Britney-meltdown? Check out the highlights below.
On Brangelina:
Just add up a couple things. There’s no such thing as ‘I was a heroin addict.’ That doesn’t exist in nature. Something is going on with [her] addiction. Or she’s in recovery. And I don’t see any evidence that’s the case. So we’ve got one person who’s a heroin addict. Which is a chronic lifelong condition, period. We have another person who has said things like, “Well, Jennifer [Aniston] was into long-term relationships, that’s just her way of looking at things.” I mean, that demeaning attitude towards other people’s emotions. Now put those two people together and you have got a really volatile situation. And they’re constantly creating things to weld themselves together. Which is only going to serve to make a more nuclear eruption. There will be some sort of meltdown that will be phenomenal when it does happen.
On Eva Longoria-Tony Parker split:
This guy is trying to have a marriage … and he starts acting out [sexually] like that? I don’t have to watch too many episodes of [VH1's "Basketball Wives"] to know what’s going on. Now, why didn’t Eva know about that? Talk about love addiction.
On sex and love addiction being pretty much the same thing:
Love addicts and sex addicts tend to go together. Love addicts are often people who were severely abandoned. And they tend to idealize people. It’s sort of romantic love gone pathological. The kind of person [they'll] idealize will necessarily be the kind of person who will abandon them. If that person suddenly comes around and forms a closeness, the love addict will sabotage the relationship.
On celebrity marriages:
Relationships need a lot of care and attention. If you have two people disregarding the care and attention of the relationship, you’re going to have a problem. And then also add to that, they are being put on what are essentially sensory deprivation chambers–movie sets–and asked to evoke powerful feelings with attractive people. I mean, hello.
On Miley’s problems:
Can you imagine the pain that Miley is in? Her mom just had an affair. Her parents are breaking up … She’s in trouble right now. She’s manifesting signs of mental health problems, as well she should, right? It’s a teenager in trouble because of problems.
On Kelsey Grammer and his fourth engagement news:
I don’t know what to do with Kelsey. I need to know him a little better. But when you see serial re-marriers it’s usually more people of Larry King’s generation. And their thing was, they didn’t have sex unless they were married. I can’t make sense of it.
Damn. I’m addicted to this man.
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