There are always some mighty stimulating stories that erupt following awards shows…conversations that don’t typically happen between certain stars…former rehabbed stars that relapse…and hairdos that make celebrities say and do crazy things. Yes, I said HAIR DOs.
Let’s face it. Drew Barrymore’s hair was whacked out and wicky wicky wild…a ratty ‘do that will be remembered for years to come. And secrets? Yep, Drew’s hair had many. And…what better person to reveal those secrets to than Saint Angelina. Ahhhhh.
Especially when the topic is spermination. Apparently, Drew was overheard telling the Saint, “My biological clock is ticking so loud it sounds like a drum. I want kids so bad, but with no husband prospects around, I am thinking of adopting.” BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
Any my oh my, when Drew said the word “adopt”… Angelina’s eyes lit up like the brightest star on a cloud-less night. The wings on her back protruded out of her shoulders and out came the pep talk. Ange was then seen giving Drew her digits to help her with the process of adoption, IF that was her intention. New BFF’s? Highly doubtful. But, Ange WILL help you get a child. NO doubt about that!
Meanwhile…across the room, Brad was getting dissed for his guido-stache. (No, I was NOT there.)
A source at the Beverly Hills Hilton revealed, “Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how the aging make-up in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button made him look ‘ugly as a dog’…Brad listened politely and explained that the make-up was essential to telling the story properly. The woman finally piped down for a moment, then looked closely at Brad’s face. She then said, ‘And you should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible’, before marching off. Brad’s buddies cracked up laughing.”
Ohhhh liquid courage. Gotta love the fact that this chick was probably the only person in Brad’s ENTIRE life to EVER tell him he is fugly. Good thing the Saint was occupied…otherwise I am sure the claws would have came out to play and that beotch would have been knocked to the ground.
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