Well, that sure didn’t take long! John Mayer is back in the game and looking for love. Now while I would totally LOVE watching a reality show with Mayer lounging in a pool of mayonnaise with 25 gorgeous women and feeding them Kosher dills, I’m not so sure he would go for that. But, think of the ratings! Good gawd, think of the many versions of the constipated face you would get to see…the oblong constipated face…the omg-I-almost-did-it face…the prairie-doggin-it-out-and-back-in face…the Papa Joe Simpson-pisses-me-off face…Ahhhhh…I am salivating at the mouth just thinking about this.
But, a reality show probably will not happen because Johnny seemed to have landed a new girlfriend…already. And, holy crap, she is amazingly gorgeous! Take that, Jen. Ok, I take that back. Jen doesn’t need anymore jabs to her wounded heart. First Brad and the Angelina brat pack and now Johnny picking up a girl six years younger than him? What the deuce. No wonder why he hasn’t been tweeting on Twitter as much.
Rumor has it that Johnny is dating a 24-year-old model named Scheana Marie Jancan. Apparently the pair met at a party in LA and John asked her for her number before he left.
A source says, “Scheana was shocked and thrilled when John asked her out. She has always thought he was hot, and she said yes right away, writing down her cell phone number on a napkin. They flirted the whole time, and he told her she was cute.” Well, he had THAT right for once. This chick is fabulously gorgeous!
Scheana was the runner-up in a Hawaiian Tropic Pageant and has previously modeled for designer Ed Hardy. Well, that explains it!
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