Can you imagine working for the Kardashian klan? No thanks. What I would be interested in though is finding out how often these peeps visit their plastic surgeon. Former Kardashian nanny Pam Behan is telling all (not really) about her experience working with the reality family for and from what it sounds like, Kris Jenner was DETERMINED to be famous. And Bruce? He didn’t seem to give a shiznit as long as he could get his face tightened as often as possible.
According to Radaronline.com, Behan had a lot to say about the reality royalty.
Pam describes the kids when she initially met them calling Kourtney (12) “a serious child” who “spoke her mind,” Kim (10) was “gorgeous” and “always very sweet and friendly,” Khloe (6) was “a pistol, full of energy,” and Robert (4) was “mostly sweet and precious.” In the first chapter of the 148-page book, Pam paints a scary portrait of Kris as a boss, detailing one of her first tasks of grocery shopping for the family. “When I got home, Kris, who was in the kitchen, looked at the groceries I had just purchased, and let out a torrent of expletives. ‘$#&%! $#&%! $#&%! I can’t believe you forgot the $#&%ing broccoli!,’” Pam writes.
Pam went on to explain, “Broccoli was not on the short list she had given me that day, although it was a regular item on the weekly list. I did not know, shame on me, that keeping broccoli stocked in the refrigerator was so critical.”
As for the family being big reality stars now, Behan says that she isn’t and wasn’t surprised to see them on the boob tube. She added, “Kris always seemed to be rubbing elbows with people that were ‘somebody.’ Kourtney, Kim, Khloe and Robert spent time with friends whose parents were celebrities or people in the limelight. I believe she was grooming her children for their current celebrity status their entire lives… I do believe that the success they enjoy now is what she always hoped for and wanted for them and for herself.”
Probably the most interesting piece of this whole story is Behan’s talk of plastic surgery and Bruce’s love for the nip and tuck. She explained, “Bruce told me one time that I was a cross between Farrah Fawcett and Goldie Hawn, which put a big smile on my face. Despite this, the subject of plastic surgery came up one day in an unexpected way. Bruce was looking at me funny. ‘What?’ I asked as he stared at my face. ‘You should probably have a little taken off your nose.’ Huh? I’m nineteen. It had never, ever occurred to me that I might need a nose job… I guess in the land of the beautiful and perfect people, there was always some ‘work’ that could be done.”
You know damn well she wanted this book published and in order to do so she had to do a whole lot of butt kissing.