For those of you too young to remember the debacle of Pee-Wee Herman and the porn theater, Fred Willard has made a come…back!
In sign that one is never too old to consider a whack job, 78-year old Fred Willard was arrested for doing nasty things in a public setting (lewd conduct) in Hollywood. Why was this geriatric(k) arrested, you ask? Well, it seems that he was caught with his pants around his ankles in an adult movie theater. I know one of the questions I immediately had…
Was this West Hollywood?!
So far, no more details have been released (pun intended), but as usual, lawyers have been contacted and now Willard has counsel that has issued a statement on the status of his willy:
“With all due respect to the individual officer, our belief is that Fred did nothing in any violation of any law.” Paul Takakjian also added, “We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter.”
I take this to mean that he will fight long and hard to have this reduced to a misdemeanor and then Willard will be free spread his golden boy jizz another day, another time.
Doesn’t this story make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
(if it does, you should probably stop swallowing!)