Tracking down a photo of Garth Brooks in tight jeans was a freakin’ challenge this morning. All those tight ass photos must be locked up in a secret archive somewhere in CoCo Tea’s basement for daily ensemble inspiration.
C’mon besides his honkin’ tonkin’ songs about drinking it up with friends in low places and being shameless, Brooks was more known for shaping that bubble booty and creating a “mammel-toe” just perfectly in a pair of Wranglers.
Even though Brooks decided to take his ching and go into retirement, apparently he wants to squeeze into those blue jeans to shake his one mo’ gain’. I just hope and pray that Chris Gaines is not a part of this.
Brooks told E! News, “It’s a proud day for me and my family to announce. We’re going to take the retirement roof off over our head, and I already feel taller…As for touring, if I can’t eat it, sleep it, breathe it, then it ain’t me.”
And Las Vegas is where he plans to take his booty. Brooks confirmed that he would be taking up headliner residence at the Wynn Las Vegas.
“Steve Wynn has done what I thought was impossible. He has given me a chance to sing again for the people, while at the same time never missing a day with my children. I am naturally nervous, but it feels good to be out from under the low ceiling of ‘retirement’ I put on myself.”
Will YOU be spending some ching to see Garth Brooks as he steps outta retirement?
RELATED POSTS:
- Brooks And Dunn Break Up After 20 Years: Kix Brooks and Ronnie Dunn Dunzo
- Jennie Garth Gets A Job.
- Ray-J and Whitney Canoodle In Vegas.
- Britney’s Rumored Vegas Show.
- Michael Jackson To Work Vegas?
- Paula Abdul Vegas Show?
Recent Comments