Just like Octomom before her, Heidi Montag is not one to sit idly by and let her fame (or infamy) subside without a fight to the finish. When the networks try to keep her down, refusing to cast her in shows like Celebrity Rehab 17 or whatnot, Montag puts on her big girl pants and plots a course of action! Not that Heidi has 17 chirrenz to feed, but her titty balls cost about as much as a small army of babythings, so it only makes sense that she’s putting the girls to work.
According to sources, the former D-list reality star has just managed (along with her sleazy ass husband/pimp Spencer Pratt) to convince someone to shell out $25,000 at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Las Vegas. But here’s the part that makes no sense. Montag doesn’t even have to pop her plastic princesses out for the crowd. Heidi and her G-cups will be covered the entire night. She is only there to host the club’s 3rd year anniversary party.
So for those of you calling Montag every synonym in the book for slut can just stop it right now. As it turns out, she has morals somewhere deep in her areolas. And if you happen to be there for the night, be sure to snack on the sushi the club has planned to serve that night.