Holly’s World is being turned upside down.
Reality star, Holly Madison, and her boyfriend of seven months, Jack Barakat, the lead guitarist of pop rock band All Time Low, have broken up. Of course they’ve said it was mutual, due to the perils of long distance. (Which really means he hated her putting on a PeepShow every night, and she didn’t want to risk catching the herp while he was hooking up with groupies on tour.)
The latest in a string of failed relationships since the dissolution of her seven year relationship with Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, Holly hasn’t exactly been lucky in love. So what’s a single girl to do?
Fear not, my blonde bombshell. We’ve got the VIP deets on where you can scoop up your next Mr. Right Now.
The Magic Castle – Grand, old and invite only, Hollywood’s famed Magic Castle is reminiscent to her former digs, and as the world’s most famous club for magicians and magic enthusiasts, Holly could find her next Criss Angel here.
Thunder From Down Under – Based right down the street from Holly’s second home at Planet Hollywood, the Excalibur Hotel‘s “Thunder From Down Under” features the hottest men on the strip. Plus, Holly won’t have to worry about her new man getting jealous of her “Peepshow” responsibilities.
SugarSugar.com – The world famous “Sugar Baby” has been making her own way since her breakup with Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, but she no doubt misses those weekly allowances. Niche dating website www.SugarSugar.com is known for matching generous men with dynamic women in a mutually beneficial arrangement.
Coachella – Having a proven penchant for lesser known musicians, Holly could stumble upon her next band boy at this celeb-centric indie music festival. After her unsuccessful relationship with the guitarist from All Time Low, Holly’s next conquest could include a member from “Trampled by Turtles” or “Broken Social Scene.” Plus, we hear cut offs and bikini tops are actually an acceptable look there.
Twitter – After a brief courtship of re-tweets and flir-twations, Holly snagged her latest guy. Hey, it worked last time!
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