Howard Stern: Jay Leno is a lap dog

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So Jay Leno made his return to late night on Monday and there are many people not thrilled to see Leno getting his time slot back. Quite frankly, I feel like Coco got screwed, but it really isn’t Leno’s fault. But that’s a whole ‘nother bloggy blog. Someone who really can’t stand the fact that Leno is back is none other than shock jock Howard Stern. And of course, the perm-locked big mouth is gonna let you know. Check out the wicked words Stern had for Jay…after the jump.

Yesterday on CBS’ The Early Show, Stern could have just as well went to NBC and gave Leno a big fat wedgie rather than opening his mouth to deliver these words.

Stern slammed Leno by saying, “Just the mere mention of Jay Leno’s name makes me to want to vomit. I don’t like this guy. I don’t disguise it…Jay Leno seems to be the kind of showbiz animal that won’t let go. Jay is a lap dog.”

A source close to Jay said, “it’s just Howard trying to stay relevant, especially at new contract time. It is ironic, however, that Howard goes off like this about Jay, but at the same time he and his producer continually try to book Jay as a guest on the show.’”

I totally want to see Jay’s chin and Howard’s snout duke it out.

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