Hulk Hogan’s Son Goes To Jail.

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Nick Bollea, son of pro-wrestler Hulk Hogan, was sentenced today for the car crash that left his best friend (who was the passenger) critically injured and in a coma.  An important note is that he was driving under the influence.  Not smart at all.  So, here’s the lowdown on Nick’s punishment:

8 months in jail to be served immediately

Five years of probation

Loss of driving privileges for three years

Nick was overjoyed with the punishment he received as he could have gotten 5 years in jail.

Umm…yeah and I’m also sure he’s excited for the nightly dinners of soy burgers and rubbery chicken.  Yummy!  Enough to make me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Nick, I hope you spend time thinking about what you’ve done and most importantly, don’t DROP the soap!

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