Just when you think Britney is slowly starting to get her shit together, she opens her Cheeto lips and spews out soggy orange crumbs.
After showing up to her 27th birthday party spilling out of her Roberto Cavalli dress, she was damn near close to nip slippage. But, Britney admits she’s not happy with her saggy ta-tas.
She told a source, “I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. At the moment I hate them. I want them smaller. I can’t wear the kind of suits that I used to love, the red PVC one I got to wear for the Oops I Did It Again video. I’m tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look sexy but sometimes they get in the way.”
So, Larry and Papa Spears can make the Britster zip her lips when it comes to her tumultuous year, but they allow her to talk crap about her mamas? Ummm…I think a perfect solution would be to buy a bigger dress, rather than trying to squeeze into something that doesn’t quite fit. I don’t know though…just a random thought.
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