Here I am. Fashionista. Midwestern Diva-in-disguise. I present to you, my point of view. Obsessed with music, Mariah, and reality TV. Will Farrell rocks my socks. I live by the motto, “I do matter, dammit.” The dirt, the dish, my two cents. Give me my crown. Roll out the red carpet. Here I am. The princess of celeb gossip.