A member of one of Hollywood’s most strange families just made a turn towards the more conventional. This past Sunday, Jack Osbourne, the son of rocker and manager Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, married Lisa Stelly, according to reports.
This is the first marriage for Jack Osbourne, who is now a father. Most people still remember their MTV reality show, which was one of the first of its kind and gave us the joy that is all things Kardashian, Honey Boo Chile and Octomom. How lucky we are!
The two exchanged vows in Hawaii, complete with nearly 50 close friends and family members in attendance. The couple apparently were attempting to keep the actual day of the nuptials secret, but the paparazzi discovered it nonetheless. Sister Kelly Osbourne was a bridesmaid in the ceremony.
Considering how dysfunctional their family is, this just might be one of those marriages that lasts decades. Now is time for Kelly to find someone crazy enough to marry and procreate with her.