No longer (at least I don’t think?) will we hear about Jennifer Aniston pining for Brad Pitt and wanting to kick Angelina in the cooter for stealing her man because now she is getting a man of her own…for life! Jennifer Aniston is getting married y’all! Forrealz!
After rumors of a breakup, an engagement, another breakup, etc, etc, boyfriend Justin Theroux is now her man for life.
People magazine is reporting that Justin proposed to Jen on his birthday. His rep tells the magazine exclusively, “Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage.”
The couple has been dating for over a year.
Congratulations you two!
Expect to hear about these two now until they eventually tie the knot and then after when we all expect them to start adopting babies from foreign countries and/or popping out cherubs of their own.