In a slow news day, I guess I should report that Jennifer Aniston is scouting places to marry her paid piece man Justin Therouz. According to reports, the former actress of Friends fame and current rom-com movie star is looking to get hitched far far away from the glare of Hollywood. Crete, to be exact.
Aniston’s father was born on the island, so perhaps she is seeking to get back to her roots. The Elounda Beach Hotel is said to be in the running as the place to gets bragging rights of the star’s nuptial spot. When asked specifically, of course the hotel manager denied it and said Aniston was looking at other sites on the other side of the island as well.
*yawn*
As if it matters where she gets married. Unless she is getting married on MARS, no one is going to be paying attention to her like they will her arch nemesis, Angelina Jolie. If she’s smart, she will wait until after Brangelina get married before she does the same. Notice how neither of the parties has announced a wedding date? This is a chess match and one of these tricks is going to get checkmated. But which?
You know who I have my money on!
