Jesse James interview video
Congratufreakinlations, Jesse Douchebag James. Your wish has been granted. You’ve been caught…the media is gutting you apart and grabbing you by the ball sack and ripping you a new one. But as sick as it sounds, you probably like that shiznit. Now cry us some real effing tears rather than these lame ass freakin’ crocodile tears.
While he has already confessed to being the “most hated man in the world”, we get to hear a little bit more of Jesse James’ flap trapping.
So why did he carry on the way he did? Pffft. Check out his “reasoning” below.
“When I was doing it, you know, one, I knew it was horrible, it made me feel horrible. And two, I knew I would get caught eventually, and I think I wanted to get caught. I know for a fact now what it was, you know. I mean, it was me trying to self-sabotage my life.”
But funny enough, James thought he was the big bad daddy to protect his A-list wife. He adds, “I’ve spent my whole life with the kids and with her trying to…protect her from everything, but the most hurt she’s ever been caused is by the person that wanted to protect her. It’s terrible, and she’s going to be hurt for a long time.”
Yep and so is his nut sack after the right woman comes along to give him a swift kick where it counts!