Jessica Simpson Allure Cover and Interview (Photos)

Jessica Simpson is not fat, y’all! In fact, Papa Joe’s crazy-in-bed daughter is looking fabulous in the new issue of Allure. Let’s just hope Alure didn’t Photoshop this shiznit too much. In an interesting and surprisingly mature interview for the March issue of Allure, Jessica Simpson talks John Mayer, Tony Romo and those horrible mom jeans. Read more and see some hot photos after the jump.

Checkout the highlights from Jessica Simpson’s Allure Cover and interview for the March issue.

On going brunette while dating John Mayer: “He didn’t make me go brunette! John doesn’t get credit for making me brunette. He’d like to think so, but he doesn’t deserve the credit.”

On turning 30: “I never really thought, growing up, what am I gonna be like when I’m 30? I just kind of thought I had it figured out: I’m going to be this great pop star, have my songs on the radio, be married, and have babies. . . But things can be taken away from you. A song can not be played on the radio. An album can not work.”

On Tony Romo: “I’m still a fan. I’m a huge fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on. You know, I talked to Tony today. None of my breakups, none of it’s been bitter.”

On life after her mom-jeans photo: “When I walk through an airport and people go, ‘You’re not fat!’ I’m like, ‘Thanks. That’s great. Good to know I’m not fat today! Thank you!’”

On acting: “I will never do nudity . . . I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only for my next husband—ha-ha-ha.”

Jess, can we just not mention acting ever again? Kthanks.