Jessica Simpson Gets Fancy In Chi-Town.

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Papa Joe must be thinking that some more of Jessica’s stink would do well in a market already sick of Jessica Simpson. But, he could be right. It is the holiday season and peeps are looking for gifts for that special someone. However, I’m not so sure “Fancy” is what I would have called this concoction. The Simpson clan should have hired me for their scent name inventor. I can think of a few very clever names that would best suit Jessica Simpson’s style: Washed-Up Hoo Hah, Twangy Tuna, Totally Daisy or Desperation. What do ya think?

Anywho, Jessica spent her time in Chicago promoting her new scent and is just waiting ever so patiently for her tour with Rascal Flatts that starts in January.

“I can’t wait to be a part of their show and let everyone know that I do actually sing and I’m not just in tabloids,” Jessica told a source.

We can’t wait either. Uh, yeah.

Click after the jump for more pics of Jessica at her perfume launch in Chi-town.

Image Source: Wire Image

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