As the tabloids, news media and other outlets have called out Jessica Simpson’s body as having a little bit of flabby flab flab on it and under her arms, other celebrities are throwing in their two cents about Jessica’s weight gain. Check out what some of the D-Listers have to say about the poundage Jess has put on.
Nick Lachey, Jessica’s Ex-husband:
“I wish her nothing but the best, and I hope she’s happy – whatever size that comes in. I can’t believe it’s this big of a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. I’m never ceased to be amazed by people’s reactions to things.” Translation: Yeah so what she’s fat. If she wants to eat the donuts and the grits, let her. Oh yeah…remember me? The good guy Papa Joe wanted to beat down? Yeah, karma is a beotch. That’s what you get for treating me like a piece of dried up poo poo.
Paula Abdul:
“I think this is absolutely ridiculous. People are being so mean. People don’t realize that it’s damaging to one’s psyche. For women, it’s hard enough to be accepted for how you are.” Translation: That’s why I take medication that relaxes me so that none of these harsh words affect my well-being. What did I just say?
Rose McGowan:
“It’s sad because you see a lot of male actors who gain a lot of weight in between roles. The reality is, if I went and gained 30 pounds in between roles, I wouldn’t get roles. I think that’s sexism, and it drives me crazy!” Translation: Yeah Russell Crowe, I’m talking about you!
Jordana Brewster:
“I think she is beautiful. I think it’s really, really hard in Hollywood because there is an absurd standard that is really hard. It absolutely sucks. She shouldn’t be judged so harshly.” Translation: You don’t know who I am, but now that I’ve given my two cents, look me up on Wikipedia. K, thanks.
Kim Kardashian blogs it up:
“I think it’s absolutely ridiculous!!! She is not fat at all and I am actually offended that people are giving her such a hard time over this! LEAVE HER ALONE!!! First of all, her outfit was FABULOUS! I loved that Fendi leopard belt with those high-waisted jeans! She is so drop dead gorgeous and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing! I am probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then???” Translation: C’mon call me a fat whale…you know you want to.
Pete Wentz, Jess’s Brother-In-Law:
“I think that the media puts too harsh of a spotlight on women in general, and I think it’s a bummer. It’s bad for young women. I see it affecting young girls who come to our shows, and that’s a bummer. Real beauty is on the inside, man.” Translation: Papa Joe told Ashlee to tell me to say this.
Catherine Bach, the original Daisy Dukes:
“It sends a bad message to our young girls that in order to fit in, you have to be skinny and your outfits better make you look skinny, too.” Translation: Wear clothes flattering to your body and be confident doing so. Those high-waisters were fuglier than fug.
Heidi Klum:
“There are always people who are quick to offer an opinion and when you are in the public eye, people will always talk about you and put their opinions on you. That’s what you get when you’re in the public eye. But people need to be happy with the way they are.” Translation: Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m beautiful and skinny. You pay for a personal trainer…get your butt on the treadmill, beotch.
So, what did Jessica have to say about this rumored weight gain? I’m not quite sure as she really has said anything about it publicly…but I can tell you that a reader thought they spotted her at their local Applebee’s. Hmmm…
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