After seeing Jessica Simpson‘s milk machines on display via Twitter (yes, she posted them HERSELF, unless Papa Joe hacked into Jess’s account), I have reason to believe that Jess will never have to undergo breast augmentation unless she plans to get a big fat reduction!
It has only been a couple of months since Jess gave birth to baby Maxwell Drew and she’s working hard for her $4 million Weight Watchers deal by going to the gym on the daily. But, it seems as if she’s doing a little extra exercise via strolling with baby. Or at least that’s what we are assuming by her Twitpic of ample bosom.
She tweets, “Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???”
Street legal? I have a slightly better Twitpic caption than that. What about, “In case of flames, I’ve got plenty of boobie juice to put out a got damn fire.”