Aw man. Is Jessica getting shafted again? Good grief J-Simps has got to quit relying on Papa Joe to pick out these douchebags for her because this shiz is just getting out of hand. Ever since she got rid of Nicky Poo this poor thing has went from mom jeans to dudes with funny looking ears.
Sure Yale graduate Eric Johnson is a smarty pants. But being fugly and smart doesn’t make you good relationship material.
And while Jess may seem head-over-heels in love with these freak, that doesn’t really mean squat these days because we all know when Jess falls, she falls hard. And quite frankly, her friends are concerned about Jess’ new man and good grief, I’m concerned about her and that doesn’t happen very often.
A friend of Simpson told the Chicago Sun-Times, “I don’t care if he’s so smart and all that, I get the sense he’s more interested in people knowing he’s dating Jessica Simpson rather than truly caring about Jess and her needs.”
Another source close to Jess said that Eric is a “fame wh*re… the kind of guy who is really into dating famous women”.
While we heard this news, we are also hearing that one of Johnson’s pals is coming to Eric’s defense saying, “Bulls**t! That’s totally ridiculous and wrong. He is a really good guy and he’s as nuts about Jessica as she is about him.”
I guess time will tell. My prediction: Give it 3 more months max and then Eric’s Johnson will be featured as the centerfold of Playgirl magazine.