Jessica Simpson has finally relieved her bladder, her vadge and her poor legs. People, Maxwell Drew Johnson is here and what seemed to be the longest pregnancy in history is now over! I’m sure Jess is thrilled to be able to breathe again.
The news was confirmed on Jessica’s official website saying, “Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson. We are so grateful for all of the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives!!”
Let me just say that I am elated to hear that the baby was nine pounds and 13 ounces. If it had been any smaller, I would have had to wonder what on earth this girl had been eating on the daily.
Congratulations to these two on their new addition! And congrats to you daddy Eric Johnson! You officially have someone else to be a slave for.