The Comedy Central Joan Rivers Roast took place last night and was hosted by Kathy Griffin. Can you say…best.roast.ever? I have always found these Comedy Central roast’s absolutely hilarious, especially considering these celebrities even agree to getting ripped a new a-hole. Now the show hasn’t yet aired, but a few little “leaks” have been revealed. Once we get a video of the roast, we’ll let ya know.
Here are a few highlights from last night’s roast via Popsquire:
Robin Quivers: “Joan, you’ve been called a bitch more times than a white guy serving a life sentence.”
Brad Garrett: “Joan is so old, she’s f*cked more old Jews than Bernie Madoff.”
Kathy Griffin suggests that Joan release a sex tape. Then, she follows it up with: “Sex tape is what Joan uses to prevent her vagina from sliding down her leg.”
Greg Giraldo: “You used to look your age. Now you don’t even look your species.”
Jeff Ross: “She’s so old that if you google her, she’s on craig’s and Schindler’s lists.”
The Joan River roast will air on August 9th on Comedy Central! We’ll be watching with popcorn in hand!
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