As we have reported earlier, Joaquin Phoenix has ditched his acting career to become a mountain man fine-tuned musician. But, from the way it appears, Joaquin has chosen the shag-adelic fur-master look to reinvent himself. Niiceeeee. Even though Joaquin was a well-rounded actor, the particular route he is heading could scare many because of his grizzly-like behavior…but personally I really feel that this lifestyle could suit him well. The only thing he is missing is Wino’s fat pet mice to nest up in his beard. They could even maybe make a debut on his rap record…don’t laugh…why couldn’t they? Look at how successful the Chipmunks were…mice could be just as talented and have a less-whiny tone to their sound…especially the cracked out ones Wino took care of. This could be REAL good.
To prevent PETA coming after his hairy ass, I just hope that Joaquin stays away from the horse and the mules because that road will lead him to nowhere but PETA’s website as a target for a game called “Paintball The Fur-Trapping Hillbilly Named Phoenix”. NOT Zesty! Keep it clean, Joaquin.
As long as Joaquin sticks to filling his wicker basket with fruit and berries, his life in the wild will prove successful and will possibly land him some Stetson partnerships that can help fund his upcoming rap career AND keep his nose clean with PETA.
Don’t cry for Joaquin…he knows what he’s doin’.
We support you Joaquin!
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