I love myself a good constipation story every now and then and John Mayer…well, he defines constipation to a tee. There is no one…absolutely no one who can make a better constipation face than John Mayer, especially unintentionally. Anyprairiedog, Johnny has a lovely little ditty that he released just after his split with Jennifer Aniston and well…the lyrics are a tad “subjective”.
Just last month the once boot knockers ended their lovely highly-publicized romance and now Johnny has a song he debuted called “Heartbreak Warfare”.
So here are a few of the lyrics from “Heartbreak Warfare”.
“No one really every wins/In heartbreak warfare… Drop his name/Push it in and twist the knife again/Watch my face/As I pretend to feel no pain.”
Johnny says that, “The songs are subjective. The listeners are free to interpret and apply them to their own lives.”
But he doesn’t deny whether or not this song is about his ex. What do YOU think?