If you placed a gun to my head and or threatened me with 48 hours of nonstop viewing of any Kardashian show (dis)gracing the E! Network (suck it, Ryan Seacrest – and you probably would, but I digress…), I could not name even two songs by John Mayer. But I could tell you about several of his dalliances with women in the world of entertainment and how he talks talks talks about them like an old lady strung out on Valium in a nursing home. Well, now it seems like yet another person is having it out with Mayer and this time, the big guns are coming out.
Enter Shooter Jennings.
Enter the epic verbal slap.
For those of you not in the know, Shooter Jennings is the son of country music legend Waylon Jennings (and husband of actress Drea de Matteo) and he is not one to shy away from the truth. And the truth is this, according to Jennings’ Twitter account…
“I love how the ‘neil young of our generation’ self-naming king douche grows his hair out + buys a place in Montana just to do [Rolling Stone] article. Claims he’s ‘done w hollywood game’ and has ‘roots’ and then immediately cuts hair, goes back to hollywood clubs + starts banging Katy Perry…And don’t anybody say he’s a great guitar player. Gary Clark Jr & [Lukas Nelson] wipes their asses with this dude.”
Not to be even more rude, but Katy Perry would bang anything with long dark hair, but I digress…
So from now on, we are to refer to Mayer as King Douche. And I, for one, have no problems with that.