
Ahhh, *yawn*. No I’m not a bit tired, but a tad surprised, really. People magazine got real creative this year and chose the scrumptious Johnny Depp as People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Mmmhmmm, yep Depp is delish…hotter than two rats humpin’ in a wool sock. But seriously…I tip my hat to you too, Mr. Depp!
Now while I totally agree with this award and its recipient, isn’t this sort of unfair? I mean, Johnny Depp is hotter than hot can be and the sweetest celebrity out there but it’s almost like if he doesn’t win, it’s totally unfair. If he wins, it’s unfair. People that obsess over R-Patz get their panties get up in a bunch if their grease ball doesn’t take the crown.
So how can this situation be mended? How can we make this fair for everyone?
The conclusion is simple. Just choose the hottest man using both looks and personality as criteria according to the most popular movie, album, book or scandal of the year and say…
The Sexiest Man of the Year (other than Johnny Depp) is…
You think that could or would work? Because next year if Johnny Depp doesn’t win, my panties are going to be in a bunch!
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