Are you wondering why you haven’t seen much of Josh Hartnett here in the United States?
No, he hasn’t died. No, he hasn’t been training to fly into space. No, he isn’t unemployed and depressed. Home boy has packed up his bags and moved on out of the United States for a “break” from the U.S. and our fun little people here known as the paparazzi.
Hartnett landed a role in the stage adaptation of “Rain Man” and will be performing at London’s Apollo Theater until December 20th.
Joshy told the Metro, “The LA paparazzi follow you everywhere. One reason I wanted to act in London is that Broadway is too close to home in New York. Here thereâ€™s some distance.”
I don’t blame him! But, really now…is there anyone else out there that actually gives a rat’s ass about Josh Hartnett…besides me?
He hasn’t adopted 394958493 kids and he hasn’t shaved his head and gone to rehab 399448 times. Plus, the man has talent. No one cares about THAT anymore Josh. It IS safe to come back.