Well, I never thought I’d see the day when I would have to report something of this nature but here it is.<
Justin Bieber is possibly allegedly a batterer.
Try not to spill the Folger’s on your laptop. There’s more.
Apparently while Justin was being all lovey dovey with his
babysitter girlfriend, Selena Gomez, someone from the paparazzi tried to take a photo of the two which caused Bieber to turn into a militant lesbian. By the time the police descended upon the scene of the crime, Bieber had fled the scene of the crime.
Now this is where it gets funny. The paparazzo complained of pain to his upper torso and so an ambulance was called and he was carted off to the hospital. Does this smell like an attempt at a cash payoff or what? Justin Bieber is the size of an anorexic lesbian, so what harm could he cause with a slap to the titty ball region?
I call foul!
This story is still in development, but it is highly unlikely Bieber will see any jail time over this one. Besides, which jail would you put him in? He’s too pretty for the men’s prison and too pretty for the women’s block too.
Oh, the travails of today’s pop tricks!