JWOWW Is Engaged

In another sure sign that the end of the apocalypse is coming as members of Jersey Shore continue to shack up and get knocked up (or enter rehab), it has now been confirmed that reality star (and Snooki’s best friend on the show) Jenni Farley, better known as JWOWW for her overly plasticized bangin’ body, has announced that she is finally engaged to be married to her boyfriend of nearly the last three years, Roger Mathews.

Mathews, 37, asked for JWOWW’s orange hand in marriage after the two went skydiving. Farley’s new bling is described as a pink and white diamond of around 7.5 carats.

Cha-ching!

JWOWW twatted on her Twitter about the proposal on Wednesday.

“Thank u everyone on the engagement wishes.”

Let’s see how happy she is when she finally gets knocked up and gives birth to a son or daughter that has her old features before plastic surgery and airbrushing entered her life.

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