While I am not surprised to report, let me rephrase…I am nauseated to report that the Kardashians, though overexposed, pulled in a whopping $65 million in 2010! Don’t get me wrong, Kim is my booty sister and I adore her (even though I despise the fact that she keeps messing with her already naturally beautiful face, but that is her effing problem is she turns into a Joan Rivers II at age 40), but how many effing shows, product lines and supplement lines do these bitches need? At any rate, Kris Jenner is a proud mamasita.
Granted, I am sure it is all Mama Kris who is trying to pimp out every product she possibly can with her gorgeous girls. I’m surprised a condom hasn’t been added to the KKK product promotional list.
The Hollywood Reporter is saying that the Kardashians raked in more than Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise combined! That is some mad cash. And Kris Jenner is crediting her daughter Kim’s sex tape as the beginning of the money madness. Now THAT is something to be proud of.
Mama Kris explains, “I thought, ‘Oh well, there goes the reality show.’ But you can either be a problem maker or a problem solver. And I’m a problem solver. My job as her mom and manager is to take care of the problem — whatever it is. I had to cry and get upset in the privacy of my own room and then come out and help her, because she’s my daughter. What good is it for me to berate her?…All I knew was that I had to make some lemonade out of these lemons fast. Real fast. My job was trying to take my kids’ 15 minutes and turn it into 30. Not only do we not have filters running through our brains, we don’t edit ourselves…The scene where [Kourtney's boyfriend] Scott [Disick] is shoving money down the waiter’s throat, that was hard to watch. But I said: ‘Leave it alone. Just show it. It’ll be fine.’ I’ve said that every single time. And it’s served me well from a business point of view. My fantasy is to have Keeping Up With Kardashians, Season 26…Who knew it would be this profitable? I should have had more kids.”
Even though I may not agree with the way Kris has raised these girls, I must admit that her ability to be able to cash in and keep these girls relevant is a power in itself!
And when the fall of the Kardashian Klan begins to diminish, I can pretty much guarantee there will be a sex tape lurking in the shadows and continued face transformations among all Jenner/Kardashian family members.