Karma Is A Bitch.

Or in Mario Lopez’s case…Karina Smirnoff. It has been confirmed that Karina is no longer turned on by the former tutu wearing AC Slayter. Not even the spandex Mario wears in A Chorus Line turn her crank. Poor Mario.

The split was made official today.

Rumor has it that Karina has been having a side dish canoodle-fest with E! Entertainment personality Michael Yo. Yo Yo, what about Mario #2, her current dance partner? Their rumba seems to be believably saucy. And, perhaps those touchy feel-y rumors were true. Hmmm…

Remember when Mario Lopez’s two-week marriage with Doritoes girl Ali Landry failed because he was reportedly cheating?

Karma…what a bitch!!!!

UPDATE: 

Both Mario and Karina are denying the split.  Karina tells E! News correspondent and DWTS co-host Samantha Harris, “Mario and I are fine. Everything’s good.” 

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