No, not that she has a horrendous floppy hair cut that needs a Wayne’s World Suck Cut. But rather…a little looksy into her heart…and yes, she does have one. Read on, bitches.
While Jon and Kate Gosselin have been in the news lately for a marriage break down and alleged affairs (him with a 23-year-old fame ho and her with her saggy-balled bodyguard), more and more juice has been leaking out of the douche bag. With a few days of denial coming from both Jon AND Kate, today comes a big fat shocker…or not.
Wait for it…apparently there really has been trouble in the Gosselin marriage. WHHAT?!!! Yep, Kate confirmed that shiznit!
“I don’t know that we’re in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing. I’ve been struggling with the question of ‘Who is this person?’ for a while. I remember where I was the first time I heard her name. It’s one of those things where you can try to make it go away, but there’s blaring, red flashing lights.”
And while Kate once referred to Jon as “my balance, my strength and my stability” she now may find herself struggling to put together pieces that have already shattered into crumbs.
“You can’t imagine yourself in a certain position when all this first happens, but you can do it over some months. It’s a lot like when I was first pregnant with the babies, and it was pure shock and denial. But over time I imagined six cribs in my house, and six car seats. When your mind is ready to go there, you can accept any number of scenarios.”
So is there ANY chance for these two to mend a marriage hanging by a thread? Possibly. Kate vaguely says, “I will never give up hope that every member of our family can be absolutely happy again.”
Once Kate gets a haircut and Jon gets laid, I think everyone would be much happier.