Can someone keep a close watch on Owen Wilson, please? Now that Kate Hudson has landed Owen back in the sack, I am quite concerned. Now while there is no official word that Ho-bag Kate was the reason why Owen attempted to leave this Earth, I’m assuming that she had quite an impact on that decision, considering that around that time Kate dumped his skinny booty for the love of another…one of his BEST friends, Lancy Spandex Pants Armstrong.
Now that Kate seemingly cannot find another man to keep her interest, big Owen seems to be good enough…for now, anyways.
A source said, “They have always been friends but decided to give things another go a couple of months ago and now they are closer than ever. Owen is so happy he’s got another chance of giving their relationship the go-ahead. He was the one who initiated their original break-up which was something he soon regretted and part of the reason he tried to end his life.”
I’m giving this love round TWO months at most. You?
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