Katie Holmes is freakin’ pissed! Perhaps she’s just a tad hungry? Katie wants you all to quit talking crap about her Scientol-Tom, his famous placenta stew, his rumored controlling ways and the chatter that Suri is an alien child. In fact, to put all rumors to rest, Katie would welcome you into her home for some hearty stew and some Scientological conversation.
Katie said, “Sometimes I think I would say, ‘Why don’t you come over and have dinner? See what there is to see. Some of the stuff people said were such absolutely horrible things to say about a child. It was so uncalled for and so disgusting. Enough is enough.”
In fact, Katie believes that her and Tom were destined to be together. “When Top Gun came out, my sisters were like, ‘Oh, my God, Top Gun! Tom Cruise!’ And I very confidently said, ‘I’m going to marry him one day.’ It wasn’t like, ‘How do I get to Tom Cruise?’ It was just, ‘I think I’m going to marry him. Why not? He’ll like me. I’m fun.’”
Mmmhmm. I have a ten dollar gift certificate to McDonald’s if you want, Kate?