Scientol-Tom has the big Golden Globes to attend to on Sunday in Cali because of his Supporting Role nomination for “Tropic Thunder”. On the other side of the country, Katie will be wrapping up her Broadway show “All My Sons” on Sunday as well. Hello!!!! Placenta Stew Conflict!!! Because Katie won’t be able to attend the actual awards ceremony, Tom has pleaded with Katie to hop on a plane to celebrate with him IF he does win. And of course, Stepford Kate has agreed to dash from her final Broadway performance in NYC to LA to smooch up and bow down to her old man.
Crazy Cruise told a source, “We discussed it, and she told me I should go. So I’m going to the Golden Globes with her father and my mother. She’s going to finish her show and we’ll meet at the after parties.” Well isn’t Katie’s father lucky? HA!
At any rate, I think it is safe to say that Tom is going to lose to Heath Ledger, so Kate shouldn’t have to worry.
On the other hand, if on the rare, rare chance that Tommy DOES win, it will only solidify the fact that Tommy can win if you dress him up as a bald, fat and crazy guy.
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