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Kerry Katona Hits The Bottle.



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The I-don’t-have-a-drinking-problem Kerry Katona arrived in Manchester yesterday with a bottle in hand…a bottle of perfume. Apparently Miss Katona thinks you and I want to smell like a puke-stained hangover. No thank you.

The bottle consists of a hint of turkey twizzlers, tomato soup burps, rubbing alcohol, and a pinch of puke crumbs. Or at least that is what I presume Kerry Katona’s new scent “Outrageous” would smell like.

Kerry’s gig at the Arndale Centre was her first public appearance since her slur-fest on the This Morning show.

Hey, she appears to be sober!

Image Source: WENN


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