Errrbody, you better be sitting down for this. The Overfed, KFat, FattyFed, FriedchickenpizzagobblinMickeyPooPoolicking rollingroundingreasylardlovinmakeitadoubledeepfatfrieddough boy jokes have gotta stop. Kevin Federline is sick of this fatty boe batty shiznit. He told me so. Ok, so maybe he didn’t tell me personally, but I can see it in his almond chocolate shaped eyes. Overfed is tired of the tight pants and the chub hanging over his triple XL shorts. Damn it, already! Ughhhh…
Ok, ok…in all seriousness, TMZ is reporting that Federline has signed on to do the next season of Celebrity Fit Club. Praise the fried chicken gawds of America.
He’s on a mission to reduce those jelly rolls and turn them into abs of steel. I have confidence he can do it! Today a TMZ employee saw the Fedster strolling to the set of the weight loss show.
And if that wasn’t enough we can now reveal that his ex Shar Jackson will be joining the cast as well. Throw in Bobby Brown and Nicole Eggert for good measure and you’ve got one reality show ratings extravaganza.
Good for KFed! It’s about time! Although, we are sure the nearest Micky Poo Poo’s is very sad to hear this news.
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