News from Chewbacca-ville is that the biggest, hairiest, manliest Kardashian child (no, not Rob) was reportedly pregnant about two months ago. This according to In Touch Weekly.
Khloe’s womb might be trying to tell her something! She should listen. Does America really need another Kardashian on this earth? Especially one that may never walk on two legs?! And considering that she is married to another being that is of questionable homo sapien status, is the world really ready for anything that might come out of her hirsute poon?
I don’t think so!
Khloe’s spokestrick denies she was even pregnant and you know what?
I deny it too!
Because there is no way in Discovery Channel/National Geographic hell has this alleged woman carried anything in that body other than an extra batch of testosterone. I don’t care how much spackle they shellack over her body, how many times they Photoshop her within an inch of her life, how many bikini spreads she does displaying the meanest tuck game this side of Amanda Lepore…
It’s a man, baby!
Jenny Talackova needs to take a few seconds from her Miss Universe competition and throw a life line call to Khloe and let her know the truth about herself.
XY does not mark the spot.