News from Chewbacca-ville is that the biggest, hairiest, manliest Kardashian child (no, not Rob) was reportedly pregnant about two months ago. This according to In Touch Weekly.
Khloe’s womb might be trying to tell her something! She should listen. Does America really need another Kardashian on this earth? Especially one that may never walk on two legs?! And considering that she is married to another being that is of questionable homo sapien status, is the world really ready for anything that might come out of her hirsute poon?
I don’t think so!
Khloe’s spokestrick denies she was even pregnant and you know what?
I deny it too!
Because there is no way in Discovery Channel/National Geographic hell has this alleged woman carried anything in that body other than an extra batch of testosterone. I don’t care how much spackle they shellack over her body, how many times they Photoshop her within an inch of her life, how many bikini spreads she does displaying the meanest tuck game this side of Amanda Lepore…
It’s a man, baby!
Jenny Talackova needs to take a few seconds from her Miss Universe competition and throw a life line call to Khloe and let her know the truth about herself.
XY does not mark the spot.
Kudos, Triston!
Again, right on the spot! I swear this is my new fix.
Back to the Wookie, the only way this so-called-woman could breed, would be if Chewbacca gave her the time of the day. But with those looks, I doubt it.
And BTW, can I get a AHAHAHAHAHA. This bitch married this big piece ONLY because he was working for the Lakers. Now that he got the bitchslap from the Mavericks or whichever team picked him to kick him to the curb, we’ll have first row tickets to the divorce of the century. These bitches were popped from Kris’ snatch just because of her master plan to pimp them out to money machines. I bet they practiced the Walk of Shame every day since they were 12. Too bad this wookie is tainted goods. The other one, even worse, with two kids already. Kim doing the walk of shame out of Kanye West’s hose was a given. And Kris is probably jumping for joy in her hand-me-down-Manolos. But give it one more year. Kendall and Kylie are on their way, strong. So move over, Wookie, Kourtney and even used and abused Kim. Go retire your poor overworked chochas, and prepare to see the underage hos practice their own walks of shame. Just like you did years ago.