Just when I was getting used to the sheer bliss of not having to watch anything Kardashian related for the last few weeks, it is now being reported that not only is another Kardashian getting a show, but on a network that doesn’t rhyme with ‘pee’.
It seems that someone is enamored with a Kardashian and wants it (yes, I said IT) for his show. Which one of these tricks is getting a chance to shine in her (and I use that pronoun ever so lightly) own new way?
Khloe Kardashian, aka The Ugly Sister, is about to be signed as the hostess to X Factor. That is if Simon Cowell has his way and FOX agrees. You know the world is coming to a fast S T O P when a case is being made by one of the most powerful men in entertainment to place Chewbacca’s long lost sister into a huge show. Cowell claims that the other people up for the job just don’t have that extra something that Khloe has. That being said, most women don’t have elongated clitorises, but hey, what do I know. Simon also believes that Demi Lovato and Britney Spears have a connection and that the three of them together could be ratings gold. Dare I even attempt to theorize on what these three could have in common besides having more issues than People and Time combined?
Let’s wait a few days and see what happens, folks. Because the decision will be revealed in less than a week. Sources connected to this say it is very likely Khloe will get the slot.
Oh happy goddamn day!