Well it’s official. Kim Kardashian is the third celebrity eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. My bootylicious booty twin sister Kim K. and her derrierre got beat out by a geriatric hag named Clitoris…or is it Cloris? In any case, I am quite saddened…considering I spent most of my nights on the phone voting like I was a teenager trying to win two free Subway combos for a radio contest. And, now I have a kink in my neck because of the constant tilting of my head and my fingers feel like I had been typing a 400-page paper. Thanks a lot Kim…for nothing!
Kim and her family are in denial…playing the “Kim’s shy” card as the reason for her loss. Why can’t we just be honest here? The girl can’t dance! When an 3894848 year-old woman AND Susan Lucci outlast you on a dancing show, there is cause for concern! Plain and simple.
Last night, Kim took to her blog on her official website to smooth things over:
What can I say… I am obviously sad to go, but I am more sad to not be seeing this amazing cast that really has grown so close together.
I know I wasn’t the best dancer and I never claimed to be. I have never taken a dance class in my life until now! But WOW what an incredible experience!
I will never ever forget this journey. I have made friends I know will be in my life forever now! I wouldn’t have given up the experience for the world!
After the show Mark and I were rushed to do Jimmy Kimmel and then it was the wrap party for Keeping Up with the Kardashians at Crown Bar. So many of the DWTS crew came by to support!
Kim better hope either Clitoris or Susan take home the DWTS trophy.