If you aren’t already over Eminem and the drama he and his ex-wife Kim Mathers are tangled in, then this is sure to either make you vomit or make you laugh your booty off and want to grow your bleach blonde roots out. Read the big fat slam after the jump.
After a second attempt at rekindling their trailer trash of a marriage, Em and Kim Mathers have split for good or so they say.
After the nasty lyrics Eminem wrote about his ex, the only thing that could possibly bring them back together would be hopping between the sheets in a bed full of Benjamins and a bottle of Viagra.
Kim said about Eminem, “I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all.”
Kim added, “He’s not very well endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”
Well hopefully Kimmy is prepared to get ripped a new booty hole on Eminem’s next album, ‘cuz that’s what he does.
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