Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa Bryant has filed for divorce from her RICH basketball star husband. For ten years Vanessa was loving Kobe’s bank account but now she’s finally sick of his wandering peen. Yep, enough is enough!
Even though sources are telling TMZ that the legal documents are citing “irreconcilable differences”, I’m thinking girlfriend was just got damn sick of Bryant’s wandering willy. Once a cheat, 99.9% of the time the willy will wander again. Heck, look at Jesse James! Tiger Woods! Michael Jordan! These guys all had numerous women on the side waiting and willing to open their legs. There should be a box on those legal documents with a big fat “wandering willy” option.
It was back in 2003 that we heard about Kobe first cheating. Remember that incident when Kobe was charged with sexually assaulting a Colorado woman? Um yeah. We remember that quite vividly.
Kobe sitting behind a press conference table apologizing his little heart out. But what I remember most was Vanessa sitting by Kobe’s side during that same conference looking somber as hell but flashing a NEW big fat ring worth millions.
Now how many years later Vanessa is just finding out that Kobe has been unfaithful NUMEROUS times during their marriage and as a source says, “She’s been dealing with these incidents for a long time and has been a faithful wife, but she’s finally had enough. This one is the straw that broke the camel’s back.” Of course she’s been faithful. Her man is the one with the money!
But apparently despite the wandering willy, Kobe is DESPERATE to keep Vanessa as his wife.
Um yeah. Having no prenup agreement will do that to a man!
Vanessa also wants joint custody of their two children 8-year-old Natalia and 5-year-old Gianna.
AND she wants spousal support.
Let’s just say what Vanessa Bryant wants is probably what Vanessa Bryant will get.