Well, it happened. The Kourtney & Kim Take New York premiere went down on Sunday night and brought in HUGE numbers, 3.2 million people to be exact. So much for trying to take these people off the air. And as expected, Kris Humphries was one of those viewers. Come on, he was probably even like 15 minutes early for the show shaking in his big britches to see how douchey the KKK (Kim Kardashian Klan) was going to make him look.
After seeing the show, let’s just say that Kris was more than a little upset after watching the way he was portrayed. A source close to Humphries told Radar Online that Kris was in “utter horror…It’s just not a true depiction about what was actually going on between Kim and Kris.”
Um. Duh? It surely doesn’t help that Kim Kardashian IS an executive producer of those show. She decides what runs and what doesn’t.
So here’s what did go down on the show and what REALLY happened according to Kris’ camp.
In the show, Kris was telling Kim that he was planning to move to Minnesota to live because he was upset to find her participating in a naked yoga class at their home. Oh AND Kris was seen telling Kim that she ate too much got damn wedding cake, thus open for the interpretation that Humphries thinks Kim is fat. Eye roll.
Well we all did witness on television Kris say that Kim ate too much wedding cake (he can’t deny that), the source is saying that “But what viewers didn’t see was Kim nagging Kris about working. There was nothing he could do about the NBA lockout. He was working out, and getting ready for the upcoming season, and he is a free agent.”
And while it appeared as if the naked yoga class prompted Kris to move back to Minnesota, “It was actually Kim’s idea that Kris go back to Minnesota to train and give them some distance. Kris wasn’t getting any sleep at all with Mason’s playroom literally set up outside their bedroom door. It made no sense for Mason’s play area to be on the second floor of the suite Kim, Kris, Scott and Kourtney were staying in. Scott and Kourtney were staying downstairs. Scott felt that the producers of the show were just trying to provoke him into reactions.”
Even though he was effing pissed that they are portraying him as a villain, “Kris wasn’t surprised that he was made to look bad. He will just be relieved when the show is over, and his divorce is final.”
No doubt. Unfortunately for a long time (if not his whole life), he’s going to be known as the guy that got duped and screwed over by the Kardashian Klan.
Check out a clip from last night’s premiere here.