Poor Kristen Stewart. She finally acknowledges her relationship with Robert Pattinson only to tearfully apologize for her indiscretions with married director Rupert Sanders after those pictures were released for the world to see. Twi-hards everywhere cried with her and eventually cursed her for ruining everything.
Now the 22 year old is, according to the Daily Mail, staying with her former producer Giovanni Agnelli and spending her days not showering, eating ice cream and “crying her eyes out.”
I’m sorry, are these two 20 something or 12?
The anger! The angst! The sadness! Oh, the horror! KStew was caught kissing up, quite literally, to Sanders and now the world is, figuratively, coming to an end. It’s almost like I’m in middle school again. This gossip has the maturity of, well, a Twilight novel. Imagine that?
And so, predictably, a source has said that KStew is acting “like a heartbroken teenager.” She’s “crying her eyes out and does not want to communicate with anyone.”
Insiders report that she’s terrified she’s lost Rob forever and blah blah blah. She’s “beyond mortified and humiliated and she is also broken hearted.” Yanno, because “she truly loved rob. She says he was her soul mate, but she blew it and now she is scared that she has lost him forever.”
All this over some kissing, y’all. KISSING. Let’s all just put on some Bruno Mars courtesy of the Breaking Dawn soundtrack and cry along with her. Or drink some alcohol and hope this ridiculousness doesn’t drag out too much longer. Publicity stunt or not, I’m over it.