All I have to say is I would hate to be Lady Gaga’s ex because you can not only expect a few revealing songs about your douchery, but you also never know when you’ll find a 10 inch stiletto heel up your ass or a spiky shoulder pad in your bed at night. Watch out Luc Carl. You are officially the ex.
They’ve been on and off for years and now they are rocking the ‘off’ status. During an appearance on The Graham Norton Show, Gaga was asked the piercing question as to whether she was humping anyone. Her response was short and to the point. “No, I don’t have a boyfriend and haven’t been on any dates recently.”
So what went wrong this time?
I am guessing Goo will reveal that in some new music.
Stay tuned, little monsters.