It’s hard being a pop trick these days. Before AudioTune, it didn’t matter what you looked like, so long as you could sang. Gone is that era! These days, with the right plastic surgeon, momager-slash-pimp, and leaked sex tape…all the ingredients are sitting right in front of your face for stardom. So there is no reason for today’s pop stars to have extra body fat/chins/asses.
Airbrush that outta yo’ life!
Which means that if Lady Gaga chunks up, it’s going to be noticed. How a pop stars gets their thickness to work for them is the true test of divadom. Just ask Mariah Carey. Gaga had this to say about the latest additions to the Monster Ball tour…
“I’m dieting right now, because I gained, like, 25 pounds
since I started smoking all this weed on tour and getting the munchies. And you know I really don’t feel bad about it, not even for a second because I cannot even remember with my short term memory loss compromised. I have to be on such a strict diet constantly. It’s hard because it’s a quite vigorous show, so I tend to chunk bulk up, get bloated muscular, and I really don’t like that. So I’m trying to find a new balance speed.”
That’s right, Gaga. You need to find just the right balance between the expanding of your ass and a paycheck. There’s a difference between shilling for Weight Watchers…and shilling for gastric bypass surgery.
Lady Gaga, you are no Jessica Simpson. So it’s not like you can pork up and release a clothing line of clothes you wear day to day. In most countries, people eat their meat…not wear it.