Lanesia Garcia: “Levi Johnston Might Be My BabyDaddy”
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Levi Johnston, Lanesia Garcia pregnant
Seriously?! AGAIN, you dumbass? Someone needs to sterilize this douche!
The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin‘s baby daddy, Levi Johnston may have sperminated another girl while he and the Alaskan Oprah’s daughter were separated for 16 months – his former girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia!
However, the paternity of the fetus is still up in the air, because it could be from another ex-boyfriend!
Bristol is reportedly livid, and according to a source:
“She just found out about Lanesia’s pregnancy and is freaking out. He told her that getting back with Lanesia wasn’t serious – it was brief, just a fling and ended months ago. But Bristol is questioning the engagement. She’s really jealous. Lanesia’s planning to do a paternity test after the baby is born. She’s extremely embarrassed she doesn’t know who the father is.”
Wow! Someone put this gutter troll on Maury Povich for a paternity test, stat!
Let’s all just take a moment to pray that Levi has not once again spawned, for the sake of that poor unborn child! It’s a travesty enough that there already is an infant in the world who will grow up that has to know him as “Daddy.”
And for goodness sake, will SOMEONE ship some effing condoms up to Alaska?! This is getting ridiculous!
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