Did you see Leonardo Dicaprio at the Golden Globes? I’ve got something to say about him, but hold on a hot minute.
Now that the Golden Globes are over, I can allow my eyes time to adjust to all the botox gazes staring back at me through the TV screen and reflect. My thoughts…?
For one thing?
Memories.
Remember when Leonardo DiCaprio was hot? When girls (and some men) could see him on screen and have a ‘moment’? Remember when everyone was jealous at Kate Winslet for getting naked with him in the back of that car in Titanic? Has it really been that long ago? Apparently from the looks of Leo at the Golden Globes this year, it has been that long. I cannot even remember the last time DiCaprio was hot. Ever since carbs raped his face, I just can’t see it anymore. He is slowly but surely turning into one of his best pals in Hollywood, Jack Nicholson.
The red carpets are looking more like Botox Boulevard. Who has not had any work done now is probably the easier question. The answer to that is NO ONE. And with my trained professional eyes, I can spot the botox, Photofacials, and human growth hormone treatments from a mile away. Madeline Stowe has had some good work done. I don’t care which path to beauty to you take. Just take one! And Madeline has it all sewn up. Her face may not look completely natural, but in Hollywood, it’s close enough.
Julianne Margulies on the other hand has not had her own face since ER left the air. Every time I see her these days, I lean next to someone and ask, “Harpo, who dis woman?!” No, Julianne. You have been botoxed and pinched within an inch of your life. Just say NO!
Remember when Alec Baldwin was hot? Yes, we know, it’s been a while but he was once. Anyway, that being said, we still think he’s more talented now, which makes him even more attractive. Case in point. We’d rather spend a day with Alec calling us “little piggy!” all day than with Bradley Cooper. Sexiest Man Alive, our collective asses!
